This sign epitomizes Japan for me. This whole country seems to be on one big alcoholiday. Also, what a great name for a bar.

Do I really need to go over all the things that are wrong with this sign. Well, let me try. First of all, it's an Italian restaurant using no language that I can discern with an apostrophe in a place I've never seen before, and an incorrect spelling of "Ciao". Just think of all those Italians in Vespas yelling "Le Chao." It just isn't the same.

Japan, the nation of sensitivity. This bathroom is for handicapped people, old people, pregnant people, and fatties. Wonderful.

"Ride this spoon from the window of the 20th story. It will save you from this fire. JUUUUUUMP!!" I'm not sure that's exactly what they meant but it is the image I have in my head after seeing this sign.